Dick ‘The Rampage’ JohnsonPosted May 28th, 2012 At 5:29 pm By MTV ASIA
With VJ Holly returning from Los Angeles, The MTV Show is in full-swing. Thankfully Brangelina have been way too busy with wedding preparations to acknowledge Holly’s adoption request right away so she’s back where we want her. She did come back in all of her glory. However, it was a bit of ‘extra glory’ said our wonderful, yet honest stylist. I didn’t seem to notice but Holly needed to drop a few stored calories… Pronto.
Being the amazing and thoughtful guy that I am, I enlisted in the help of a good friend. His title is a personal training assistant, but he’s more like an eternal life coach. He never really goes away. Dick ‘The Rampage’ Johnson is a life-living prototype. He seizes everyday as if it was his last. He eats nails for breakfast. When most settle for sheep-like mediocrity, he is trimming the sheep’s wool. Errr, well… you get the point.
I thought that he would be great choice to get VJ Holly back into fighting form as the job of being a VJ can make you quite soft. Thankfully we have the music to keep us sharp. Dick Johnson, however, is the music. Permanently inspired. He does push-ups in the mirror for fun. He will not be distracted by Holly’s cries for pity or other random outbursts of laziness!
So MTV Asia, You’re welcome! Let’s see how it goes. If anyone out there has any sport you would like to see ‘The Rampage’ put VJ Holly through, please let us know on our MTV Show Facebook page. Thanks a million!